The Superest

Teddy Slane

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:16:33 -0500

Plush game hunter Everything is more cuddly when it's preserved with its own tears and mounted on a plaque on the wall.

Killer Fluffy Bunny Prize

Thu, 08 May 2008 07:19:41 -0500

Ambushes unsuspecting carnival workers. Not every carnie loses their limbs in the Tilt-A-Whirl.

Arnie Carney

Wed, 07 May 2008 00:12:12 -0500

Uses any rings he can find for his games. Holy Holer's halo should be perfect for jilting people out of their money two dollars at a time.]]>

Holy Holer

Tue, 06 May 2008 07:34:45 -0500

Drilling holes by the bucketfull. Sieve of Destruction now?]]>

The Jani-Tormentor and his Bucket of Destruction

Mon, 05 May 2008 05:40:03 -0500

Shorting out complex machines during the night shift! 20.]]>

Dr Neil and his Smallenating Ray

Fri, 02 May 2008 00:03:49 -0500

Uses science to create bug sized gas masks. Our little friends will breathe easier in their freshly Smallenated masks.

Didi Tee

Thu, 01 May 2008 06:21:29 -0500

Kills all manner of pests! Prophylac-tick's chances of survival are eggshell thin.]]>

The Prophylactick

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:39:31 -0500

When you find yourself in a hot spot call on the Prophylactick. Claparella's applause just turned into a barrage of Boos and shouts of "You suck!"]]>

Claparella

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:15:52 -0500

A single clap brings the most handsome of heroes regret and discomfort. Phenomenalbert , his good looks will earn him a lot of applause.]]>

Phenomenalbert

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:51:53 -0500

You can't improve on perfection. everywhere — even without a shirt on.]]>

Reality Makeover Squad

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:01:45 -0500

hours.]]> Cavi-tease, this is what you get for wearing a skank.]]>

Cavi Tease

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:15:23 -0500

Lures unsuspecting vampires to bite him and get tooth decay. Vampire attempting to gum you to death.]]>

The Pollen Count

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:34:34 -0500

No bee can resist his allure! mysteriously disappear... only to be found crumpled up on car dashboards come summertime.]]>

Fumble Bee

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:40:26 -0500

Clumsy enough to bumble through ANY safety precaution. He's clumsier than a drunken, blind bull on roller skates in a crystal vase shop encased by a house made of playing cards. Now THAT'S clumsy!

Safe T. Reg

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:07:40 -0500

You can't fight bureaucracy! Carb Cutter is going to be a lot happier.]]>