The Superest

Pillow Fighter

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Creates deadly weapons from the feathers of her foes. This is one slumber party you won't be waking up from.

The Rooster

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 07:57:58 -0500

His caw... brings dawn! Mayor is a lot less threatening in the light. His tights aren't very flattering.]]>

Night Mayor

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:28:08 -0500

Terrorizes the citizens of his town when they fall asleep. Somehow he keeps getting re-elected.

The Slumbering Giant

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:03:42 -0500

Can't stand loud, mechanized noises. Lawn Moe probably should have waited until at least 9:00 to start mowing varmints.]]>

Lawn Moe

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:41:06 -0500

Mows down anything in his way. There's no escaping his landscaping.

Upchuck

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:56:44 -0500

Induces nausea with nausea. Swallowed swords are much more dangerous when they're coming back up. All at once. Yeeeeeowza.]]>

The Sword Swallower

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:28:41 -0500

Blades are only meals to the Sword Swallower. He who lives by the sword digests by the sword.

Picket Fencer

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:12:35 -0500

Thinks the Right To Assemble is wrong. School of Skewering.]]>

Local 696

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:55:30 -0500

No bots for human jobs. With the local Robot Smashers Union 696 around, nobody need worry about their job being taken over by a machine. They can be very persuasive.

Cyborganic

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:36:04 -0500

Eradicator of synthetics. Being half vegetable, half machine makes one impervious to irony.

Spartame

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:03:22 -0500

His sweetness is entirely artificial.

Caffiend

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:24:54 -0500

Jittery hands ruin precision jobs Ever had your coffee mug YOU?

Surgeon General

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:36:38 -0500

Wages an eternal war on smoking. Jane Smoker he can reset her jaw.]]>

Jane Smoker

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:36:52 -0500

Her fog confuses and sedates bees. Restaurants across the globe fear her so much that they gave her her own section.

Son of Drone

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:02:15 -0500

Indefinitely produces a loud, flat tone. any harmonizing within a mile radius. And his Mom and Dad couldn't be prouder.]]>