Turpen Team

Turpen Team

Thinning out the competition.

After The Pain Thinner thins you down to a most useless state, Mineral Spirit cleans you up and disposes of you.

Turpen Team held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, February 12, 2008 to Thursday, February 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing Lady Lacquer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Evapo Raiders.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I don't get this one.

    deadpool | [ a ]
  2. This is probably one of my favouirtes so far. The hankerchiefs are amazing. Good work!

    Sean | [ a ]
  3. Dilution, ftw!!

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  4. I count FOUR puns, total.

    Is that a Superest record, Sutter?

    burt | [ a ]
  5. WOW. Guys, this last chain has been EXTREMELY impressive. I'm really amazed by your work. Both of you are really hitting it top-notch!

    Keep it up, this is so much fun to watch!

    Heinyken | [ a ]
  6. This one is genius.

    solaana | [ a ]
  7. Genius, definitely my favorite.

    Jamie Fehr | [ a ]
  8. Love it, Sutter! Love the concept, the type treatment, and the layout!

    Kim | [ a ]
  9. Great Idea Matt!

    But left exposed to the wind, they're useless.... hmm vulnerability spotted!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  10. One of the absolute best so far. You guys should be getting paid to do this.

    Kyle | [ a ]
  11. I don't see how Turpen Team defeats Lady Lacquer. Turpentine or other paint thinners are an ingredient in lacquer, so wouldn't these two be on the same team? One is just part of the other.

    The drawing is great, though.

    chloe | [ a ]
  12. This is hilarious! I love all the clean lines. Nice one!

    omnichelle | [ a ]
  13. just a random website suggestion... the "vanquished" and "defeated by" buttons at the stop always trip me up when I try to decide which I need to click. Might it not be more intuitive for the arrows to point up and down, since that's the way the heroes are arranged on the site?

    Philip | [ a ]
  14. OMG, brilliance.

    angie | [ a ]
  15. Philip - That's not a bad idea - I think that would make more sense - thanks!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  16. This one reminds me of the Singfreid and Rory drawing...

    Melly | [ a ]

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