Crabby Grass
Chokes out the roots of any plant in his way.
He's only so crabby because people keep calling him a weed. It's very belittling.
Crabby Grass held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, June 22, 2009 to Thursday, June 25, 2009, heartily vanquishing Pitching Plant to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Margo Hirsch, Neighborhood Association President.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
