The Circuit of Robots

Installment Five

The Circuit of Robots

Robots are usually at the forefront of any respectable evil nemesis army. Unlike the Foot Clan or Cobra soldiers you don't need to invest hard-thieved cash into propaganda to fool humans into buying into your dastardly cause of taking over the World. (Plus, it's probably really hard to find so many men the same height, weight and voice.) Instead you only need to create a massive machine to make an army of metal soldiers to do your bidding. So much easier!

However, on occasion a robot will appear who is owned by no man. It fights for its own causes and makes no exceptions. Let's examine the two simple rules it takes to assimilate into The Circuit of Robots.

  1. You must be made entirely of non-organic material. No pansy half-man/half-robot abominations. Sorry, Robocop. Despite this rule though, you will probably still have arms, legs, a head, and eyes. This is to fool humans into thinking you're one of them no doubt.
  2. Your name will very likely hint at your robotic affiliations.

Compiled here for the first time ever are the 8 members of The Circuit of Robots. Have at 'em.

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