The very first hero, the Unopposinator (real name: Hubert Perkins) also has the auspicious honor of writing the forward to The Superest Book, in exchange for a $25.00 gift certificate to Corndog Palace.
The Unopposinator held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, October 16, 2007 to Wednesday, October 17, 2007, heartily vanquishing to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Someone.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…