The Unopposinator

The Unopposinator

Will win every battle, provided there's absolutely NO opposition at all.

Immediately put his shoe and tie back on upon seeing Someone.

The very first hero, the Unopposinator (real name: Hubert Perkins) also has the auspicious honor of writing the forward to The Superest Book, in exchange for a $25.00 gift certificate to Corndog Palace.

The Unopposinator held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, October 16, 2007 to Wednesday, October 17, 2007, heartily vanquishing to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Someone.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I would read an Unopposinator comic book series without hesitation.

    L | [ a ]
  2. It'd be easy to draw... what with there being only one person to draw throughout the book. Except in the final chapter, "Opposition Attracts... DEFEAT!"

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. Ha, what a great way to start this series!

    Hamza El-Falah | [ a ]
  4. I still think the one to follow this should have been "The Goth" with the caption "Opposes all existence."

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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