The Old Schoolmate

The Old Schoolmate

Easily tears down any self-esteem built up since High School.

Still has "Homecoming King: 1961, 1962, 1963" listed on his resume.

The Old Schoolmate held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 17, 2007 to Wednesday, October 17, 2007, heartily vanquishing Someone to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Albert McAcne.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. The thing is, I bet those are the only real achievements on his resume.

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Spring Break Monster

Irresistible to any sophomore "Go wild" while partaking in binge drinking, recreational drug use and casual sex—All while being slowly digested between the cleavage of it's bountiful breasts.