The Old Schoolmate

The Old Schoolmate

Easily tears down any self-esteem built up since High School.

Still has "Homecoming King: 1961, 1962, 1963" listed on his resume.

The Old Schoolmate held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 17, 2007 to Wednesday, October 17, 2007, heartily vanquishing Someone to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Albert McAcne.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. The thing is, I bet those are the only real achievements on his resume.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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The Superest Book

The Superest Book

We interrupt this battle to announce that The Superest book is now available for pre-order online, and in stores December 29th. Just in time for Christmas 2010! The book contains all-new heroes in an all-new battle. You've never seen any of it! Available for pre-order at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Borders. And probably more, but those are the ones we were told about.