Someone

Someone

He's not no one.

He's not no one, he's someone. At least that's what his Mom told him. He has a fragile ego and a bit of a weight problem but he's still Someone!

Someone held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 17, 2007 to Wednesday, October 17, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Unopposinator to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Old Schoolmate.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

A Random Hero!

Carb Cutter

Carb Cutter

Your health is at risk! They'll need several search parties to find all of Pretzeled Pete. And maybe a container of melted cheese.