The Ring Leader
So underpays clowns that they become incapable of joy.
C'mon... No clown decides to be sad on purpose.
The Ring Leader held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, October 19, 2007 to Friday, October 19, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hyuky Laffenjoke to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hot-shave Carl.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Upchuck
Induces nausea with nausea. Swallowed swords are much more dangerous when they're coming back up. All at once. Yeeeeeowza.