Hot-shave Carl
Ever meet a Ring Leader without a mustache that was worth a damn?
Teaching people how to comb it over for 40 years.
Hot-shave Carl held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, October 19, 2007 to Saturday, October 20, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Ring Leader to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Pro Swimmer.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Wrestles oversized appetites into submission. You're not as hungry when one side of your stomach is touching the other.