The Pro Swimmer
Completely devoid of hair... and FEAR!
Nothing for Carl to do with his razor but slit his own throat.
The Pro Swimmer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Saturday, October 20, 2007 to Sunday, October 21, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hot-shave Carl to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Chlorinatrix.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Miss Marshmallower
Gumming things up with her insatiable need for people to enjoy her kind If you taste them once you'll always want s'more. (I'm so sorry I had to use that pun. Really, I'm very, very sorry)