The Chlorinatrix
Through deep concentration he instills a blinding fear.
The Pro Swimmer will have no choice but to yield to his whitening burn.
The Chlorinatrix held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, October 21, 2007 to Monday, October 22, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Pro Swimmer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Albinis.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Pete Dalkner.
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Stiff Breeze
Just the right wind to extinguish your flame and goose your bumps Your nipples will be erect with fear after a chilly gust from Stiff Breeze.