The Taste Burglar

The Taste Burglar

Stealing your taste buds in the night.

Everything will taste like styrofoam peanuts after a midnight visit from The Taste Burglar.

The Taste Burglar held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 24, 2007 to Thursday, October 25, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Deep Friar to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Betty Luke.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. This one grosses me out sumthin' fierce.

    Angie | [ a ]

  2. Is it the strange phallus-like tongue?

    sutter | [ a ]

  3. Yeah, I think that phallus is in fact a tongue.

    Aron | [ a ]

  4. He wouldn't stand a chance against Paris Hilton or Britney Speares. Neither of them have any taste.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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