Detoxitron
Featuring REVOLUTIONARY 12-Step Program.
Turns Alco-Hal to Hallowed Hal.
Detoxitron held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, October 26, 2007 to Saturday, October 27, 2007, heartily vanquishing Alco-Hal to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Pothole.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
The False Alarmers
An unlikely team of experts specializing in setting off the fire drill. Chubby Tim Rogers: His poorly-aimed dodgeball frequently hits the fire alarm. Jeremy The Delinquent: Needs to get suspended so he can go to Burning Man. Janitor Rufus: A fire drill guarantees him a 20-minute nap under the bleachers. Mr. Carver's Class will barely get their goggles on before they're forced to line up in the parking lot.