The Pothole held the coveted title of Current Champ from Saturday, October 27, 2007 to Monday, October 29, 2007, heartily vanquishing Detoxitron to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Detour Raptor.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Rob Weychert.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

The incontestable bane of step-family. Step-dad will probably just be forced to dance in heated iron shoes, brought forth with tongs, until he dies. That seems to be a popular punishment among fairy-tale royalty.