The Asteroid
Detour or not... he's gonna HIT!
Dinosaurs just can't seem to catch a break.
The Asteroid held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, October 29, 2007 to Monday, October 29, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Detour Raptor to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Mr. Jellyhead.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Destroys hourglass figures. Time will probably move a lot faster as Hourglass turns into more of a Cylinder or Spheroid of Hate.