Screamin' Sara Jenkins
Routinely wakes up for a drink of water and catches burglars.
The loudest thing in footy-pajamas.
Screamin' Sara Jenkins held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 01, 2007 to Friday, November 02, 2007, heartily vanquishing Phillip LePhipp to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fun Uncle Stu.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Combustecles
Invented history's first bomb. "It does look quite unstable... but still, it would be the absolute jewel of my collection!" — Final Entry, Journal of the Antique King.