The Charismatic Recruiter
He used to be just like you...
A little face time at boot camp should polish Doug right up.
The Charismatic Recruiter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 05, 2007 to Monday, November 05, 2007, heartily vanquishing Doug, The Slacker Next Door to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Blind Neddie.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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