The Penitent

The Penitent

His public tarring just didn't feel humiliating enough.

I don't know what he did, but I think I know what he's going to do...

The Penitent held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, November 28, 2007 to Wednesday, November 28, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Human Feather to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Co-Eddie.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. perfect.

    Sean | [ a ]

  2. Wow.....Now this one takes the cake for creativeness! His superpowe is humiliating himself?!?!

    I can see the Mastercard commercial now:

    Crowd of people: free
    Barrel of Tar: $40
    Finding a bloke to pour it on you: free

    Needing more humiliation: PRICELESS

    bye, bye 'ittle feather

    Bryan | [ a ]

  3. Haha. Nice, Mr. K

    sutter | [ a ]

  4. I gotta tell ya, it was really hard NOT to draw this one up. What an awesome hero.

    Bearskinrug | [ a ]

  5. This is _really_ brilliant!!

    Dosn | [ a ]

  6. This really plays into my tarred n' feathered fetish. I'll tuck this away for later. Thanks.

    iancorey | [ a ]

  7. Love it. Kevin, Matt, thanks for this site guys, you get a good laugh from me on a daily basis with the drawings and descriptions. Brilliant!

    Brian Artka | [ a ]

  8. Defeated by: Captain Ka-BOOM
    Using Solvents To Clean Glue, Tar, Grease and Oil.

    Anji | [ a ]

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