The Spoiled Heiress held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, December 02, 2007 to Monday, December 03, 2007, heartily vanquishing Cassanova Cobra to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Fashion Mimics.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Niff Nicholls.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Verily! Thine foot doth he vex and only! McCandz's feet are going to be way too sore to do any fighting this week. We'll be refunding ticket costs shortly.