Goldilocks

Goldilocks

Renowned for eating the precious oatmeal of others.

I sure hope Mr. Groat breathes quick-cooking oats...

Goldilocks held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 07, 2007 to Friday, December 07, 2007, heartily vanquishing Mr. Groat to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Candy Dandy.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. NICE one Kev! very nice.

    niff | [ a ]

  2. Thanks Niffernaut!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. That's unbelievably clever man!

    Mr First-ever-poster | [ a ]

  4. Not a good time to be porridge.

    burt | [ a ]

  5. Ha! Love this one Kevin. Lets hope the story doesn't go as expected!

    Davey | [ a ]

  6. hahhaha! LOVE this one!

    martha | [ a ]

  7. i say the next one is anathor fary tale
    shrek or maby 4 copyrit perposes
    shrec

    sir.wozzel | [ a ]

  8. Love this one.

    Love this site. Love the artwork. Love the concept. I check this site 10 times a day, hoping that you guys go on a drawing spree and put up six new "supers" in a day. So far no luck.

    cee | [ a ]

  9. Oh, perfect! Awesome choice.

    dd | [ a ]

  10. love the "chipmunk" cheeks :D

    Jase | [ a ]

  11. ahh perfect absolutely perfect

    josh | [ a ]

  12. The next should be one of the guys from To Catch a Predator... and then Chris after that. haha

    Trex Leonidas | [ a ]

  13. Would 'Renowned' have worked better?
    (Beware the fury of my elders - Grammar Nazi and Grammar Queen!)

    grammar scout | [ a ]

  14. Hmmm- I think you're right, Grammar Scout.

    WHOOSH - Changed!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  15. vanquished by: 'ACTUAL BEAR' - not a storyland creature, a for-real goddamn bear that prefers the taste of succulent flesh to that of porridge.

    jesse | [ a ]

  16. Once again shedding light on the fact that you're a friggin' genius, Kevin.

    Malibu | [ a ]

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