Sample Simon

Sample Simon

Can quickly identify anyone, regardless of clever disguise.

And after the fight, you get some juice and a cookie.

Sample Simon held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, January 11, 2008 to Monday, January 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing False Face to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Volcanica.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Hahaha! He's a big-shot.

    burt | [ a ]

  2. thats... horrifying..

    hanna  | [ a ]

  3. the double-helix on his chest is a nice touch.

    Sean | [ a ]

  4. The subtle watercolor in the legs for definition looks great. I would love to see a superhero comic book done like this. Kinda like Superman for All Seasons

    TheJones | [ a ]

  5. Hehe... juice and a cookie...

    sutter | [ a ]

  6. Ew, it's like Simple Simon's nosy cousin.

    M.M.  | [ a ]

  7. Eek!

    Tom | [ a ]

  8. Oh my. That's a BIG needle... [faint]

    redgirl | [ a ]

  9. Betcha he knows every nook and cranny in the Gene Pool!!

    Good Thing he uses a new needle every time, so False/Face won't get some terrible disease!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  10. The drug addict: steals needles for his own purposes!

    (or not)

    Tom | [ a ]

  11. I'm thinking the only possible way for him to be defeated is by No-DNA Dave.

    Eric | [ a ]

  12. how about the Dunk'n Doughnuts store manager. "no shirt, no shoes, no free samples"

    deborah  | [ a ]

  13. I saw Sample Simon over at the Bayou Battle the other day plotting something with this guy...

    Justin | [ a ]

  14. The Pincushion or the Thimble

    Sean | [ a ]

  15. John Doe - Eluding computerized detection since 1978

    Aaron and Colin | [ a ]

  16. Cloned Claudia - She's one and a million

    Mouse | [ a ]

  17. Every suggestion we make squeezes the artists more and more.

    Tom | [ a ]

  18. Tom said: Every suggestion we make squeezes the artist more and more.

    True, but they have yet to say that they don't like us doing that.

    Perhaps they like the challenge? Perhaps they are too nice to say something? Perhaps they realize that most of us merely make suggestions rather than drawing our own counters because we lack the talent, time, creativity, and/or teh mad skillz that they have?

    Keyser520 | [ a ]

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