
Sample Simon held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, January 11, 2008 to Monday, January 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing False Face to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Volcanica.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Stumbles into work regardless of obvious sickness. Now that his alimony has kicked in the Lackey simply can't afford to let Hay Fever take him down!