Lord Byron Oxide

Lord Byron Oxide

Poetry that destroys metal.

After his poem rusts Guilloteen's stuff, she'll have to evaluate it in English class. Double burn!

Lord Byron Oxide held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, March 12, 2008 to Thursday, March 13, 2008, heartily vanquishing GuilloTeen to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Ztainlezz Zteel.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Brilliant!
    Where are the t-shirts? We want t-shirts!

    Janie | [ a ]

  2. I'm glad to see you guys have returned! I was getting lonely! And what a great way to start: WAY over most peoples' heads, mine included! It's great to see you guys are back, keep it up!

    Heinyken | [ a ]

  3. Oooooo that smug look says it all!

    Hope you guys had fun at SXSW!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  4. Wow... Best one since the Magma Carta

    Infinity Media | [ a ]

  5. Oh, jeez. We just did Lord Byron in Enhlish class.

    IGPDavid | [ a ]

  6. Oh, jeez. We just did Lord Byron in Enhlish class.

    IGPDavid | [ a ]

  7. Haha, when I first read it, I thought you were talking about the genre of music. But then I realized that would have absolutely nothing to do with the past character. Good call on the big nose, it really adds to his snottiness

    Moses | [ a ]

  8. A literary AND chemistry pun? My head, she's going to esplode.

    Reechard | [ a ]

  9. It's no surprise that this guy and Mr. B. Soilperocks-Hyde are on the same team.

    L | [ a ]

  10. Wow... these just continue to get better. I'm profoundly impressed.

    slodwick | [ a ]

  11. Thanks, L.

    I was looking for Ben Soilperocks-Hyde earlier to use as reference, but didn't he was way back in October!

    Time sure is flying.

    burt | [ a ]

  12. Yo, he's kind of hot.

    Seriously, that was the longest week ever.

    solaana | [ a ]

  13. Thank the gods you are back! I've missed you guys!

    Silent Frog | [ a ]

  14. Sorry everyone! I got back really late last night from TX and didn't get a chance to vanquish Mr. Oxide. I'll be back tomorrow though. I promise!

    sutter | [ a ]

  15. This one is brilliant! Reminds me a bit of Oscar- Wilde- action figure!

    Neslihan | [ a ]

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