
Deadline held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, March 21, 2008 to Monday, March 24, 2008, heartily vanquishing Gray Matters to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Monsieur Masseur.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Advocates strict, even-handed discipline. "Now, now, Kid Zombie — remember to wash behind your ears before bed! I believe they were blown into the toy chest."