Extension

Extension

Gleefully postponing the inevitable

Deadline's deadlines will be pushed back until he is excruciatingly overdue.

Extension held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, March 23, 2008 to Monday, March 24, 2008, heartily vanquishing Deadline to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Monsieur Masseur.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. YAY!! The procrastinator in me approves of quite seriously approves of Extension. I'd wish him all the best, but I think I'll get to that tomorrow.

    opspraak | [ a ]

  2. And I'll also fix my grammatical errors tomorrow, or next week, or next semester - can I take the oral exam at the beginning of next year?

    opspraak | [ a ]

  3. Why the roller skates?

    Linsel | [ a ]

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Hercules

Hercules "Hurk" Thrillcox, Stuntmaniac

Breaks finely-crafted goods. No craftsmen should be forced to watch their life's work destroyed by Hurk. Luckily, Carpenter Ant was eaten by doves startled off the chandelier that fell when the motorcycle crashed through the stained-glass window wreathed in flames.