Hay Fever

Hay Fever

Clogs the precious flow of sinus liquids.

Let's hope Happy Hour's liver can handle a three-keg back-up.

Hay Fever held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, March 28, 2008 to Sunday, March 30, 2008, heartily vanquishing Happy Hour to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Lackey.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Excellent Additional Note!

    Kyle | [ a ]
  2. Ah, the Kryptonite! How poetic--killing from the inside out via a blockage of your own powers...

    Actually, a bit devious when you think about it.

    adam | [ a ]
  3. I bet that cloak is itchy.

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  4. Excellent. Really well done.

    Andrew | [ a ]
  5. This one is the coolest ever. He'd be great for all those anti-allergy people too. Hah! Take this crazy people!

    Emperatriz | [ a ]
  6. Hmmm I dunno Kevin, when i get hayfever I snezz loads and my nose runs like mad..... But I love the way he's pulling that cloak around.

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  7. *sneez

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  8. *sneeze

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  9. Damn my itchy fingers, it must be all that Hay!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  10. Until now, I never realized just how precious the flow of my sinus liquids really is...thanks, The Superest!

    Justin | [ a ]

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