Pretzeled Pete

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

He's twisted. But so are you, Sutter. And this whole website.

No wonder I check it every day.
JBLIII | [ a ]
Any relation to the carpel tunneler?
Theobold | [ a ]
It's a little-known fact that water-sugar-salt is the junk food equivalent of paper-scissors-rock.
L | [ a ]
omg he has no arms!!! i wonder how he manages to to close his raincoat...
r00l0rd | [ a ]
Being a pretzel is knot an advantage.

But it does make for great puns.

And for Seinfeld references!
burt | [ a ]
I love the notes of pirate-ism... yarrr, salty!

ADAM | [ a ]
He better not ever sail to Germany, because he'd be devoured (by canibals?) in seconds. In other news, he totally reminds me of a sandworm. Or, Leto II, somewhere around 1,000 years into his reign.

Now I want a pretzel.
solaana | [ a ]
Looks like he's suffering from the bends.
Mouse | [ a ]
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Kramer | [ a ]
Also defeated President Bush on one occasion...
Jon | [ a ]
The use of the double "P" in the shape of the pretzel is impressive. Or maybe I'm just seeing things.
Brandon | [ a ]
I was hoping for Wilford Brimley and his "Diabettus" ray would catch up with Sugar Suck. This victory is not a sweet one.
Reechard | [ a ]