Cavi Tease

Cavi Tease

Lures unsuspecting vampires to bite him and get tooth decay.

There's nothing more pathetic than a toothless Vampire attempting to gum you to death.

Cavi Tease held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, April 23, 2008 to Friday, April 25, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Pollen Count to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Reality Makeover Squad.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Hah, brilliant.

    I can't imagine any vampire able to resist that costume!

    Joseph Abrahamson | [ a ]

  2. 179 heroes drawn...
    71 to go...

    AND THEN I WANT TO BUY THE BOOK!

    Gilles | [ a ]

  3. Ew, I hope they only try to bite him. Or her. Or shim.

    Is Cavi-Tease also a Tramp-ire?

    burt | [ a ]

  4. hilarious. unexpected. a good pun. i'm a little grossed out by how much he looks like an oozing pustule.

    trick | [ a ]

  5. Should I be ashamed to admit that I'd probably take a bit of him, too?

    trick | [ a ]

  6. Euw...

    Christopher tm | [ a ]

  7. EEEUWWW! What an icky Hero, he reminds me of the nasty creatures you see in dental adverts!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  8. I try not to judge women in bathing suits, but as this is a monster with a decoy attached, he should have the decency to put on a cover up. That bikini's just obscene!

    solaana | [ a ]

  9. nice one!

    Jacob L | [ a ]

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