A distinguished member of The League of Monocles.
Doctor Constipator held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, June 17, 2008 to Thursday, June 19, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Beetlemaster to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Superstitious Villagers.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…