Dashing Delver

Dashing Delver

Digs holes at superhuman speed!

Leatherback will be slowly and steadily wondering why it suddenly got all dark.

Dashing Delver held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, June 25, 2008 to Wednesday, June 25, 2008, heartily vanquishing Leatherback the tortoise with more(tas) to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Kline the Landmine.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. "Delve" is one of of those words you don't hear often, but when you do hear it, you're like "That's a great word!"

    Or maybe that's just me. I don't want to dig deeper into it.

    burt | [ a ]

  2. Dashing indeed!

    Cath | [ a ]

  3. Yeah - that IS a pretty good word... you should tell Wayne about it!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. From Mystery Men, an under-rated movie for sure:

    The Shoveller: Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
    Lucille: Honey, you shovel better than any man I've ever known, but that does not make you a super hero.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  5. Utility bracelets are far underused with the superhero crowd.

    TheJones | [ a ]

  6. I have to say, his outfit is making me uncomfortable. Well, inadequate, anyway.

    testMonkey | [ a ]

  7. Heh, the shovel subconsciously points towards his package creating feelings of inadequacy in his foes.... he seems to have two super powers.....

    philosophile | [ a ]

  8. Favorite parts:

    1. Wrist trowel
    2. Preppy collar
    3. Puffy pants tucked into the boots.

    I absolutely love all the detail work you put into these.

    herrimanjoe | [ a ]

  9. His logo seriously looks like a cock and balls.
    Three balls.

    the carboxyl group | [ a ]

  10. not specifically related to defeating that foe, I call foul regardless of if the tortoise would be defeated by a hole, it's not tortoise specific.

    Pete | [ a ]

  11. Well... he only digs tortoise-sized holes.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  12. as a music nerd, I was thinking of a guitar manufacturer turning him into a pickguard.

    chrism | [ a ]

  13. I do hope that someone Diggs this Hero!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  14. Nice save, Kevin!

    Nice topical internet reference, Gnome!

    burt | [ a ]

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