The Hulking Load

The Hulking Load

He will burden you with his ballast.

Turning enlightenment into dead weight.

The Hulking Load held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, June 29, 2008 to Tuesday, July 01, 2008, heartily vanquishing Bodhisattva Yogi to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Jacques Hammer.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Ohh fabulous! Love the tattoos! He'd better watch out for some Pulley Siren... she'll lighten his dead weight.

    Textrix | [ a ]

  2. Quite possibly the manliest hero ever featured on The Superest.

    Well, second-manliest, at least.

    L | [ a ]

  3. Looks like he spent a little time in the navy. Nice job, Sutter!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. Great Hero, love his face !

    r00l0rd | [ a ]

  5. Great Hero, love his face !

    r00l0rd | [ a ]

  6. One of my favorite Superest drawings by you thus far, Sutter.

    burt | [ a ]

  7. I honestly didn't think they were tattoos at first. I thought "Man, that guy is so heavy even his nipple-rings are anchors."

    Matt C. | [ a ]

  8. This would've made an awesome M.U.S.C.L.E. character.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  9. Is he wearing sweat socks?

    Dave H | [ a ]

  10. Oh! The socks! I didn't even see that! That's too awesome. HA!

    Mancho | [ a ]

  11. Gives new meaning to term "Block Head".

    Is that a single eye lash?

    netdruid | [ a ]

  12. I like the new Hulking Load sooo much more than the version that was put out in 2005.

    DanOhh | [ a ]

  13. WOW Thats a Heavyweight Hero!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  14. Ballast. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Schnitzel | [ a ]

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