The Aching Head

The Aching Head

Loud sounds send him into an uncontrollable rage.

Yelling for help will only further provoke him.

The Aching Head held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 01, 2008 to Wednesday, July 09, 2008, heartily vanquishing Jacques Hammer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lulling Lute.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Hmmm.. I dont get it :(. Wont all the drilling by Jacques give him a head ache? He will beg for Jacques to stop the drilling. How does he defeat Jacques? I just like to say Jacques. I pronounce it jack-ass.

    Sammy | [ a ]

  2. Well... the loud sounds don't give him a headache... he already has one... the loud sounds send him in an uncontrollable rage to destroy the sound.

    It's a different tact, but still Jacques's strength will become Jacques's weakness. Jacques. Hey - that IS fun!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. Is the tiny picture in the middle of his suit supposed to be a brain with lightening bolts of pain coming out of it?

    BinckyD | [ a ]

  4. Yes, all the noise will Jacques up The Aching Head's rage.

    And things only will get worse when the ambulance shows up.

    burt | [ a ]

  5. I think people are forgetting that Jacques (Jacques Jacques Jacques hee hee) is French. He will surrender to any form of intimidation, bullying, aggression, or unshaven women.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  6. Yes. What Kevin and Burt said is correct.
    BINCKYD: Yes indeed that is a brain. It's hard to draw so tiny with a two-inch marker.

    sutter | [ a ]

  7. Ouch

    Schnitzel | [ a ]

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