Sweat Threat

Sweat Threat

His many sweatbands swallow moisture.

Hugh will be sweating bullets when his moisture dries up.

Sweat Threat held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 29, 2008 to Thursday, July 31, 2008, heartily vanquishing Hugh Midity to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Drysperado.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Gorgeously Brilliant Hero. I love the "S" made from sweatbands. And he kinda looks like "Rocky". Awesome job Sutter.

    Jo | [ a ]

  2. Thank you very much!! I kept thinking he looked like somebody, but couldn't put my finger on it!

    SAMMY | [ a ]

  3. FrankenRocky!

    The headband "S" is great.

    burt | [ a ]

  4. FrankenRocky!

    The headband "S" is great.

    burt | [ a ]

  5. FrankenRocky!

    I'd love to see him without the headbands. He'd probably look a lot like someone I know.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  6. Maybe the headbands are the reason his head is like that. That would be tragic, his making such a sacrifice for our non-starched needs.

    solaana | [ a ]

  7. I mean, de-humidifying needs. Skipped a hero there.

    solaana | [ a ]

  8. @solaana: How dare you?!

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  9. Welcome to my top 3 Superest list Mr. Sweat Threat.

    Cee | [ a ]

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