
Sweat Threat held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 29, 2008 to Thursday, July 31, 2008, heartily vanquishing Hugh Midity to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Drysperado.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Destroys hourglass figures. Time will probably move a lot faster as Hourglass turns into more of a Cylinder or Spheroid of Hate.