Bacon Shirt profiteered from Sunday, August 17, 2008 to Monday, August 18, 2008. His magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Predicts "The End". Turns out Hellmütt has Stuntmaniac Poisoning. Also, it turns out Doctor Doom doesn't actually treat injuries, just diagnoses them. Also, also, it turns out Doctor Doom is a jerk.