
Shrimp on a Barbie held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, September 02, 2008 to Wednesday, September 03, 2008, heartily vanquishing Down Undercutter to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Thigh High.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Ben Claassen III.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…