All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

Destroys hourglass figures.

Time will probably move a lot faster as Hourglass turns into more of a Cylinder or Spheroid of Hate.

All-You-Can-Eat Buffet held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, October 07, 2008 to Wednesday, October 08, 2008, heartily vanquishing Hourglass of Hate to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Competitive Eater.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I hope there's some prawn toast in there.

    sean | [ a ]
  2. I think I will go to Golden Corral for lunch today and become a spheroid of hate.

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  3. But what if he sneezes??

    Very clever, Kevin! The costume alone made me roffle.

    burt | [ a ]
  4. THAT would make an AWESOME Halloween costume....

    Ms. Huis Herself | [ a ]
  5. You could be wearing a costume AND catering the Halloween party all at once.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  6. His friends call him Jimmy.

    And on Wednesday, the lunch menu includes the paradise cheeseburger for those extra calories.

    netdruid | [ a ]
  7. Is his wife Dessert Bar because she's so sweet?

    Mouser | [ a ]
  8. Haha... priceless. Definitely one of the most cleverly designed heroes to date. Y'know, that COULD be an awesome Halloween costume... And not too hard to make, now that I think about it.

    veggieburger | [ a ]
  9. Awesomely clever, I love it.

    Red Beard | [ a ]
  10. i sorta like how you have to wait for them, it makes them funnier.

    Peter Atkinson | [ a ]
  11. You just need to beware of the secret sauce.

    Matthew | [ a ]
  12. Or you can call him "Al" for short.

    haricotvert | [ a ]

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