Night Mayor

Night Mayor

Terrorizes the citizens of his town when they fall asleep.

Somehow he keeps getting re-elected.

A distinguished member of The League of Monocles.

Night Mayor held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, December 15, 2008 to Thursday, December 18, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Slumbering Giant to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Rooster.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Hahaha! Good job!

    My grandpa used to say that "Politicians are always lurking in the dark."

    Faust | [ a ]

  2. Does he put all of their hands in a bowl of warm water?

    burt | [ a ]

  3. Great word play!!

    netdruid | [ a ]

  4. I like that under his menacing cloak of darkness, he wears the same outfit as Mayor McCheese.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  5. Imagine how effective your negative campaign could be if you could manipulate people in thier dreams.

    "I'm Mayor Nightmayor, and I approve this terror."

    mm | [ a ]

  6. This looks like the evil twin brother of the mayor in the Power Puff Girls cartoon.

    Zhared | [ a ]

  7. "Somehow he keeps getting re-elected" ... LOL! Excellent name, Sutter!

    James | [ a ]

  8. I'm gonna be pissed if the next hero is not named Hanging Chad!

    palmabeer | [ a ]

  9. It's a good thing for him that he's on the same side as P. R. Scandal.

    L | [ a ]

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