Dehydrodater

Dehydrodater

Drains moisture from unsuspecting lonely women.

He is unable to experience the emotion we call "love". Because all his relationships are rebounds.

Dehydrodater held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, January 22, 2009 to Monday, January 26, 2009, heartily vanquishing Debbie Dumped to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Mighty Boogala.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. This hero has managed to draw both an "awww" and an "ewwww" out of me.

    burt | [ a ]

  2. And, while you were distracted, about 2.5 pints of fluid.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. Now that's just a stone cold classic! Just as with my previous favourite automatons such as Detoxitron, it begs the question: Who the hell built this, and why???

    Aron | [ a ]

  4. No Doubt that Dehydrodater would be on the same Team as Ben Soilperocks-Hyde.

    What a dry sense of humor you have Kevin!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  5. I love that he appears to be wearing rivetted metal "tighty-whiteys" to compliment his bowtie and boater hat.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  6. I wonder if he uses the tears of his victims as lube for his joints...

    Alex | [ a ]

  7. Guys! Guys! I just read the previous Superest blog (Debbie Dumped) and I can't believe it but I saw 3 new posts. Come see!

    SuperestSuperfan229 | [ a ]

  8. @Kevin and @Sutter:
    I was thinking: why not have more ancient greek soldiers as superheroes like you did with Spartame? That would be cool!

    Ebby54 | [ a ]

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