Super Nail-Eating Snail

Eats your nails when you are asleep.

Santa will never rest in peace again! (See Onychophagia)

Super Nail-Eating Snail held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, May 26, 2009 to Thursday, May 28, 2009, heartily vanquishing Santa Claws to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fermenting Tank.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Till Lassman.

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

the easy solution would be a salt-shaker or salt-man, anything dealng with salt...
thedave | [ a ]
Obviously the next one has to be "Old Salt", a sailor.
Steven Den Beste | [ a ]
Maybe I'm missing something but I'm really unimpressed with this one
reechard | [ a ]
Ha, the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture was "Super Nintendo." That was a WTF moment.
kjrubberducky | [ a ]
Dude, the "Nom Nom" kills me.
netdruid | [ a ]
@reechard - You are not alone.

There is no comedic or theoretical reason for him to be a snail; at least not that I can see.

And the name seems like an afterthought as opposed to a supplement.

Mr. Lassman, however, maintains an interesting Livejournal. More like an illustrated series of thoughtful ramblings.

Perhaps The Superest just isn't his place.

PS. Are we advised against commenting whilst under the influence of ... m-m-marijuana? Sorry, Till, I'll come back later :0)
Nnnext | [ a ]
I think I also prayed to Santa for aSNES th Christmas they were released.
Jesse Sexton | [ a ]

The Superest

The Superest was a continually running drawing game between illustrators Kevin Cornell and Matthew Sutter. The rules were simple: