Crabby Grass

Crabby Grass

Chokes out the roots of any plant in his way.

He's only so crabby because people keep calling him a weed. It's very belittling.

Crabby Grass held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, June 22, 2009 to Thursday, June 25, 2009, heartily vanquishing Pitching Plant to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Margo Hirsch, Neighborhood Association President.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. That's one nasty looking crab!

    So Sutter's team of super heroes can now say that they got crabs. :-)

    thedave | [ a ]

  2. i like that he is frowning!

    niff | [ a ]

  3. A potential opponent;

    Crabgrass-Cakes? For the vegan that just has to have shellfish?

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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The Expiration Dates

The Expiration Dates

They love you and leave you... for dead. You can't be a martyr without dying — no matter how much tri-phosphorus preservamate you contain.