Crabby Grass held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, June 22, 2009 to Thursday, June 25, 2009, heartily vanquishing Pitching Plant to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Margo Hirsch, Neighborhood Association President.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Busting up vacuums and making a really awful noise in the process. Sucking up pennies won't do Vic much good but I'm sure he'll find a use for his powers in the slammer.