Grill Mark
Cooks tacky lawn dwellers: well done.
Rack of Gnome ribs and pink flamingo-dogs are essential for any summer cookout.
Grill Mark held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, July 02, 2009 to Tuesday, July 07, 2009, heartily vanquishing Wizzytinkle, the Garden Gnome to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Snuffer.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
Carpenter Ant
Re-purposes wood You know how many ant-chairs you can make out of one mallet? Like, 6 at least!