
Step Dad held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, September 14, 2009 to Thursday, September 17, 2009, heartily vanquishing Joyless Stick to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Prince Charming.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Melts down crooked law enforcement officers. Turns out SWATTER was swatting bees illegally on the side.