The Little Dryer Boy

The Little Dryer Boy

Dries out all moisture. Pa rum pum pum pum.

He has no gift to bring (Pa rum pum pum pum) 'cept the gift of a moisture-less everything. (Pa rum pum pum pum)

The Little Dryer Boy held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 30, 2009 to Thursday, December 03, 2009, heartily vanquishing Lew Bricate to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Christmas Eve.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Yet another for the Dry Wall of Fame.

    Previous heroes admitted to the illustrious Drywall are Dessikkate and Mr. Ben Soilperocks-Hyde.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  2. Sutter - what you're probably not getting enough credit for is the cleverness of this hero...considering that a dryer is also known as a dryer *drum*. Good one! Accidental or not.

    the malty | [ a ]

  3. Hey - two in one - nice job, Sutter! (and good catch, Malty)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. Actually, Malty, I'm sure that's exactly what Sutter had in mind, given that he gave his hero the name "Little Dryer Boy" and dressed him in the same manner(more or less) as the holiday classic.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  5. Ooooeh who will be the awesome villain who will be known as "The slayer of Little Dryer Boy"? Will it be The Coinmen a.k.a. 50 Cent ooooor.... ? Exciting!

    Love this site, keep it up

    Phil | [ a ]

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