North Polar Bear

North Polar Bear

Catches reindeer with clever camouflage.

Every now and then he catches an Eskimo in need of a haircut.

North Polar Bear held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 17, 2009 to Monday, December 21, 2009, heartily vanquishing Acid Rain Deer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hot Koko.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Haha. This guy is awesome

    Sutter | [ a ]

  2. He may be our most patient hero.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. I wonder if a zebra finds him irresistible?

    netdruid | [ a ]

  4. HAHA - Nice ;D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  5. dunno, but I thi.... wait, for some reason, I feel the need to go get my hair cut. BRB

    James | [ a ]

  6. ahh, shoot. NOW i read the additional notes. crap, i really AM that guy that says, "hey, i thought of the same thing" after the fact...

    James | [ a ]

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