The Abdominal Snowman
Aerobicizes away unsightly pounds. The snowman way!
The Snowman Way is exactly the same as any other exercise program.
The Abdominal Snowman held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, December 30, 2009 to Thursday, January 07, 2010, heartily vanquishing The Ghost of Christmas Fat to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Stare-oid.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
Will And Testament
Possess an insatiable hunger for rich relatives. Once Uncle Morty's inheritance check comes in, those Living Expenses will be paid in full. You may have to spend the night in a haunted house to get the money though.