Maître Dynamite

Maître Dynamite

Explodes Busboys.

You don't want to be anywhere near this kid if he falls below 50 mph.

Maître Dynamite held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, January 21, 2010 to Monday, January 25, 2010, heartily vanquishing Bus Boy! to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Comedefuser.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Anyone else wonder if he's related to Snidely Whiplash?

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  2. oh, uncalled for SPEED reference. ouch, below the belt!
    i like the bowtie. reminds me of the mayor of Halloween town.

    James | [ a ]

  3. great font BTW

    James | [ a ]

  4. You know it's funny. I don't recall Keanu having that much acne.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  5. This is instantly one my favorites, I'd buy it on a t-shirt.

    Mario | [ a ]

  6. I love all of the small details you both add to the illustrations. The flaming bowtie and the curly wicks and the airborne body parts all add to the genius of this hero.

    herrimanjoe | [ a ]

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