Comedefuser
Defuses explosive situations with comedy.
He's the only bomb squad that is followed by a rim-shot after a bomb is defused.
Comedefuser held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, January 25, 2010 to Thursday, January 28, 2010, heartily vanquishing Maître Dynamite to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Stage Hook.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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