Last Call

Last Call

Kills the party.

Drunks are like salad; the harder you toss 'em, the drier they get.

Last Call held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, March 18, 2010 to Wednesday, March 24, 2010, heartily vanquishing Sorrow Drowner to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Singing Swan.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Brilliant commentary, brilliant lettering, brilliant mustache, brilliant!

    James | [ a ]
  2. Thanks, James!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. If you made a font out of that lettering, I would buy it so fast my bank account would weep.

    ScareParadox | [ a ]
  4. Agreed. hard to do though, I think... maybe I'll just hire you to do it for me... (cause I'm lazy. Oh, and I suck at lettering)

    James | [ a ]
  5. No prob, Kevin. Cheers!
    ;D

    James | [ a ]

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