The Singing Swan

The Singing Swan

Delays the inevitable with his amazing voice.

It is not only indecent, but actually illegal to end a party while a swan is singing. Doubly so if the swan sounds just like Burt Bacharach.

The Singing Swan held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, March 24, 2010 to Thursday, April 01, 2010, heartily vanquishing Last Call to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Grand Finale.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. The show is not over until the fat swan sings! Fantastic.

    Dan | [ a ]

  2. he reminds me of Elvis Presley, and how can he hold the microphone without opposibal thumbs?

    Leo | [ a ]

  3. It's Krazy-glued to his hand. We don't care about animals on this site.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

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