
Someone held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 17, 2007 to Wednesday, October 17, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Unopposinator to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Old Schoolmate.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Never remembers to turn off its many headlights. It's lights out for Alkalion when his battery is drained.