Ben Soilperocks-Hyde
Hours and Hours of dry conversation.
This guy leaves dinner parties as desiccated as a prune.
A distinguished member of The League of Monocles.
Ben Soilperocks-Hyde held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 18, 2007 to Thursday, October 18, 2007, heartily vanquishing Albert McAcne to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hyuky Laffenjoke.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Capn' Skard
His sole mission in life is to avenge his partner's Kraken death! Tis' been many a year but finally Parched Pete can rest in peace off the starboard bow of his life boat on t'other side of this life.